As much as I love Grey’s Anatomy, I can’t deny the awesomeness of this post.
-Mood music is playing all the time.
-Interns are constantly having sex with each other, but they are still prone to sexually transmitted diseases.
-Only surgeons are real doctors.
-Doctors can only date doctors. If they date someone normal, they will cheat on them with a doctor.
-All doctors are attractive, but only some nurses. General hospital staff have no appearance requirements.
-If your mom was a successful surgeon, you’re automatically successful.
-There are more lesbian doctors than you’d think.
-If you get cut from a surgery, you probably slept with the wrong person.
-The most important surgeries must be performed during bomb scares and floods.
-The chief is probably an alcoholic.
-The scrub room of the OR is the best place for heart-to-heart conversations. Likewise, triage rooms are perfect for sex.